Ready to laugh? Pizza lovers of all ages will love these pizza jokes for kids, so order up a slice of fun at home or in the parks with these punny jokes.
If you are looking for the best pizza place for kids at Disney’s Hollywood Studios you’ll find it at PizzeRizzo! This Muppet themed restaurant is run by none other than Rizzo the rat, from the Muppets. The outside of the eatery looks like a New York style pizza parlor. I
f you’ve been to Disney’s Hollywood Studios before, PizzeRizzo is in the former location of the Toy Story themed Pizza Planet—directly across from Muppets Vision 3D and Miss Piggy’s glorious water fountain.
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Cool temps, delicious pizza and witty puns make this area of Hollywood Studios is a great way to spend a few hours when the afternoon heat rises. It’s a great way to slow down and grab some great pizza. Not only that, but it’s rare to find kids who aren’t pizza lovers, but do you know something else kid’s love? Funny pizza jokes! Here are some of the best pizza jokes for kids that we could find!
Ready to digest these hilarious pizza jokes? They’re deliciously cheesy and perfect for dinner time laughs or at pizza parties.
No matter how you slice it, these clean jokes are sure to get a laugh from even the most serious fast food fans. From Domino’s pizza jokes to New York-style pizza jokes, you’ll barely be able to get through the rest of your pizza with this funny collection. Print them out and share them with the whole family at home or while you’re cooling off in the Disney Parks.
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Hilarious Jokes about Pizza for Kids
Whether you are having a make your own pizza party, enjoying a pizza night at home, or just waiting for your order at the local pizza shop, this collection of pizza humor and funny jokes are sure to keep the family entertained! No matter what kind of pizza you like, you’re sure to laugh out loud at each funny joke. I mean, is there really such a thing as a bad pizza joke?
With tomato paste!
Should’ve cooked it at aloha temperature
Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
They ran out of thyme.
I love making pizza, but I really knead more dough.
An indeSLICEive one!
Slice, slice baby!
Burned 2000 calories.
The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of history.”
I wonder how pizza’s gonna get a job now?
A pepper-phony pizza!
That wasn’t well thawed out!
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Lots of cheesy things!
Now he’s just a pizza history.
The Leaning Tower of Pizza
Nah, it’s a pizza cake
The crust station!
Slice to meat you!
Best Pizza Puns
“Get out there and cheese the day!”
“You’re a real pizza work!”
“This pizza is history in the baking!”
“You wanna pizza me?”
“Slice to meet you!”
“You wanna pizza my heart?”
So what do you think? Are these funny jokes some of the best food jokes you’ve heard? No matter your age, this great collection of pizza jokes for kids is sure to tickle your funny bone. Print them off and share them tonight! And if you have any awesome pizza jokes to share, drop them in the comments!